jesse: the first play i wrote was about woody allen changing his name to woody allen. so i wrote this script and i sent it to an agent who was helping me out with my acting and it got to his lawyer. my father came into my room one day and was like “well, really good news and kind of really bad news.” i said ‘oh really, what’s the good news?’ “they read your script.” ‘what’s the bad news?’ “we got a cease and desist letter.” 

david: now look at you. you’re working with woody allen on an upcoming movie. did you bring that up to him?

jesse: no. in fact, i thought i would never tell it so i hope you don’t air this.

(Source: breathinginpairs, via myfoolisheart)